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Overheard in a Food Mart

“Kate? Is that you, Kate?” Clarissa froze in her tracks, blocking the entry door to the food market, mouth open, staring.

“Hi, Clarissa,” her friend answered while pulling out a grocery cart. “Better come in before you get run over.”

Kate jumped out of the way of several shoppers as they rushed by. “I didn’t recognize you. I mean . . . you are . . . that is . . .”

Kate was at a loss for words.

“You mean . . . I'm so much smaller.” Kate opened her coat and twirled about, obviously pleased with the effect. “A new plan and a new me,” she said with gusto.

“Wow. Well, it is a new you all right.” Clarissa said, finding her powers of speech.

“You bet it is. Forty-five pounds lighter and four dress sizes smaller!”